Not that I'm all that smart or anything, but, Levi and I were talking the other night about how it seems that we have an unusually high concentration of extra stupid people in our area. I don't know if it's the area, genetics, in-breeding or what but this article in our local newspaper last night proved our point....

We were at BK eating last night and I bought a paper to read about the tanker truck accident that happened just a couple of miles from us. This article was right below it on the front page of the Ada Evening News. I read it and just cracked up, I read it to Mark and we laughed all the way to Walmart. Then I took it up to the church (when we went to pick up Seth) and had my friend Angie read it. She turned 3 shades of red and died (well not really died but you know what I mean) laughing.

Okay here it is - Ada Oklahoma in all it's glory....


ADA — An Allen man arrested during a routine traffic stop now faces more serious charges after allegedly trying to sneak marijuana into Ada City Jail by placing the drugs between his buttocks.

According to a report provided by Ada Police Department, Cody Boyles, 27, Allen and Jennifer Walker, 27, Ada, were stopped at approximately 2 a.m. Tuesday morning for an expired tag and heavy exhaust fumes coming from the muffler of their vehicle.

While Boyles searched for his driver’s license and insurance verification, the officer spotted a bag he believed containing a crystal white substance on Boyles’ lap.

At that time, the officer reached into the vehicle and grabbed the bag, placing it on top of the car.

The officer reportedly asked Boyles to step out of the vehicle and turn around, and as he did he allegedly grabbed the bag and began throwing its contents on the roadway.

Some of the substance reportedly got in the eyes and mouth of another officer who had arrived to assist.

Police said Boyles smelled strongly of marijuana and officers searched his vehicle, finding brass knuckles, a used syringe and a Roman candle firecracker.

After he was taken into custody, officers allegedly found a package of rolling papers in Boyles’ left shoe.

Boyles was then allowed to change into an orange jumpsuit for his stay in the jail.

After that, officers reported he was holding the back of the jumpsuit and “walking funny.”

Boyles reportedly denied any problem, but officers then strip-searched him and allegedly found a “large” bag of what they believed to be marijuana stuck between his buttocks.

Boyles was charged with suspicion of possession of a controlled dangerous substance with an intent to distribute, possession of marijuana, assault and battery, attempt to bring contraband in jail, destroying evidence, possession of drug paraphernalia, and other charges.