With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and
went home, her relatives came to visit.
''May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new
baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?"
4 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!!! :D
I just about fell off my chair. Oh, that was good. Thank you Aola!
Good one.
The other thing about really old moms is they don't have to hold their babies to breast feed.
They can do it from across the room
Oh my...
LMAO again, at CV!
My mom was 40 when she had her last one, so I can appreciate the humor. :D
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